Post by alicecoopersgirl on Nov 8, 2006 10:34:37 GMT
A farmer had 2 sows but no boar so he talked with a neighbor who said " load your girls up in your truck and bring them over here and I'll mate my huge boar with them."
So the farmer takes the sows over, puts them in the sty and the animals do their thing.
The one farmer asks " How will I know if they 'take'? " The other farmer says " If you see them wallowing in the mud-they are pregnant. If they are just laying in the sun, they aren't."
Next day the sows are laying in the sun. Farmer puts them back in the truck takes them back...this goes on for a cou[le of days..back and forth the farmer goes with his sows.
On the morning of the 4th day the farmer says to his wife " Look outside and tell me if the sows are laying in the sun or wallowing in the mud."
The wife comes back and says "uuummm - They're in the truck honking the horn."
So the farmer takes the sows over, puts them in the sty and the animals do their thing.
The one farmer asks " How will I know if they 'take'? " The other farmer says " If you see them wallowing in the mud-they are pregnant. If they are just laying in the sun, they aren't."
Next day the sows are laying in the sun. Farmer puts them back in the truck takes them back...this goes on for a cou[le of days..back and forth the farmer goes with his sows.
On the morning of the 4th day the farmer says to his wife " Look outside and tell me if the sows are laying in the sun or wallowing in the mud."
The wife comes back and says "uuummm - They're in the truck honking the horn."
