Post by alicecoopersgirl on Nov 8, 2006 10:35:23 GMT
Two elderly widow were sitting on the front porch, swinging in the porch swing, and enjoying a warm summer evening.
One of the ladies sighed and said, "A night like this makes me miss my George."
"And I miss my Frank", said the other, "He was a good man."
"Yes he was, and so was my George", said the first. "He could make my knees weak with just a look."
They swang on for a few minutes, enjoying their memories.
"Mabel", said the first lady, "We have known each other for so many years, and I have always wondered...Did you and Frank have mutual orgasms?"
Mabel thought for a moment or two, and then said, "No dear, I think we had Halifax Insurance"
One of the ladies sighed and said, "A night like this makes me miss my George."
"And I miss my Frank", said the other, "He was a good man."
"Yes he was, and so was my George", said the first. "He could make my knees weak with just a look."
They swang on for a few minutes, enjoying their memories.
"Mabel", said the first lady, "We have known each other for so many years, and I have always wondered...Did you and Frank have mutual orgasms?"
Mabel thought for a moment or two, and then said, "No dear, I think we had Halifax Insurance"
