Post by shreikster on Nov 8, 2006 21:48:38 GMT
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on his head, and the golf ball lying beside him.
"Goodness" says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the poor little guy. Upon waking, the little guy says "Well, you caught me fair and square. I am a leprachaun, I will grant you three wishes". The man says 2I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly" and he walked away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprachaun says "Well he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so i have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things that I would want, I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes past and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes off looking for his ball. When he finds the ball, he sees the same little man and asks how he is doing.
The leprachaun says "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?" the golfer says "I hit under par every time" the Leprachaun says "great, i did that for you. Might I ask how your money is holding out?"
The golfer says "Well, now you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket I pull out a £50 note". The Leprachaun smiles and says, "I did that for you. Might I ask how your sex life is?"
The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says "Well maybe once or twice a week". The leprachaun is floored and stammers "Once or twice a week? Is that all?" The golfer looks at him and says "Thats not too bad for a horny priest in a small Irish parish"
"Goodness" says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the poor little guy. Upon waking, the little guy says "Well, you caught me fair and square. I am a leprachaun, I will grant you three wishes". The man says 2I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly" and he walked away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprachaun says "Well he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so i have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things that I would want, I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes past and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes off looking for his ball. When he finds the ball, he sees the same little man and asks how he is doing.
The leprachaun says "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?" the golfer says "I hit under par every time" the Leprachaun says "great, i did that for you. Might I ask how your money is holding out?"
The golfer says "Well, now you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket I pull out a £50 note". The Leprachaun smiles and says, "I did that for you. Might I ask how your sex life is?"
The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says "Well maybe once or twice a week". The leprachaun is floored and stammers "Once or twice a week? Is that all?" The golfer looks at him and says "Thats not too bad for a horny priest in a small Irish parish"
