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Post by shreikster on Nov 8, 2006 21:55:04 GMT
This guy in Scotland really needs to pee. He ran so fast down the road his legs were a blur. He notices a pub and rushes into the toilet and unzips. However instead of going in the toilet it went all over the guy standing next to him. The guy goes "For christ sake. You need to get that seen to. I'm off to see my girlfriend in a minute what do you suggest I do?"
The man apologises and walks home. He has a shower and took himself of to the doctors. He goes in and he says "whats the matter?" The guy went "I've got a problem with my thingy, sounds like Venus?" "Yeah something like that, what seems to be the problem?".
The guy describes whats happened when he did a pee. the doc said "That's very strange, You'd best let me look at it" So the guy drops his pants and places his Willie on the table.
The doc says "In 26 years I've never seen anything like this". He looks at it through a magnifying glass and asks "You don't play darts by any chance do you?" The guy replies "no, why?" "well your willie is full of holes. Here take a look" so the guy takes a look and says "Oh yeah, so it is, what am I going to do?"
"I'll tell you what. I'll give you this number. He;ll sort it out for you" "Thanks doctor" says the guy "Is he a specialist?" "No" says the doc "He's a clarinet player - he'll teach you how to hold it"
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Post by alicecoopersgirl on Nov 9, 2006 10:19:47 GMT
pmsl
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