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Post by shreikster on Nov 8, 2006 21:55:45 GMT
A trainee priest was taking his first confessional and had been given a list of pennance by Fr Jim. the first person enters the confessional and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned, I have stolen" the priest looks down his list and says "For stealing you must say 7 hail marys"
2nd one admits to swearing and lying "For that you must say 4 hail mary's"
3rd person enters and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned, I have commited Oral Sex on my milkman". The priest, a little shocked by her honesty, looked down his list but cant find a suitable one. Panicking he opened the door of the confessional and screamed to the cleaner "Betty, what does Fr Jim give for a blowjob?" "£12.50 if i take my teeth out" came the reply!
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Post by alicecoopersgirl on Nov 9, 2006 10:20:26 GMT
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