Post by shreikster on Nov 8, 2006 22:03:36 GMT
This woman is having an affair and is in the bedroom having sex with her bit on the side when all of a sudden the door opens and it's the husband so she flings the other man into the closet! When inside the bloke hears a boy say "It's dark in here isn't it" he's shocked to find it's the womans son. The kid goes "want to buy a football?" "How much" "£50" replied the boy. The bloke refused so the boy said "I'll tell daddy" so he gives him the money for the ball
2 days later the same thing happens again, they are going at it when the husband comes in so he ends up back in the closet. Once again he hears "It's dark in here isn't it!" the man sighs and the boy went "How would you like to buy a pair of football boots?" "How much" "£100" said the lad "No chance replies the guy" "I'll tell daddy" so he ends up buying them!
At the weekend the dad goes to his son. Come on lad, get your footy and boots and we'll go for a Kick about in the park. "I haven't got them" the kid replies "I've sold them". I sold the boots for £100 and the ball for £50.
The dad is appalled and tells him he had no right to do that as the ball was going down and the boots were worn away. He marches him straight down to the church for confession
he walks into the confessional and shuts the door. He goes "Dark in here isn't it" and the priest goes "OMG NOt you again""!!!!
2 days later the same thing happens again, they are going at it when the husband comes in so he ends up back in the closet. Once again he hears "It's dark in here isn't it!" the man sighs and the boy went "How would you like to buy a pair of football boots?" "How much" "£100" said the lad "No chance replies the guy" "I'll tell daddy" so he ends up buying them!
At the weekend the dad goes to his son. Come on lad, get your footy and boots and we'll go for a Kick about in the park. "I haven't got them" the kid replies "I've sold them". I sold the boots for £100 and the ball for £50.
The dad is appalled and tells him he had no right to do that as the ball was going down and the boots were worn away. He marches him straight down to the church for confession
he walks into the confessional and shuts the door. He goes "Dark in here isn't it" and the priest goes "OMG NOt you again""!!!!
