Post by shreikster on Nov 8, 2006 22:05:09 GMT
An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are sat on the scaffolding having lunch.
The Englishman opens his lunch box and sighs "Roast beef, for the past 10 years all I've had on my sandwhiches is roast beef. If she gives it to me again tomorrow I'm going to throw myself off the scaffold".
The Scotsman opens his lunch box and sighs "Boiled ham, all the years we've been married I've always had boiled ham. If she gives it to me again tomorrow I'LL Throw myself off the scaffold".
The Irishman opens his up and sighs "Cheese, thats all I flippin have is cheese, If I get that tomorrow I'll throw myself of the scaffold".
So the next day arrives and it's time for lunch. Englishman opens his lunchbox ROAST BEEF chucks himself off and is dead. The Scotsman opens his lunch box BOILED HAM Chucks himself off and is dead. Irishman opens his lunchbox CHEESE chucks himself off and is dead.
A week later the 3 widows meet up at the funeral. The Englishmans wife goes "I just don't understand it, if he didn't like roast beef why didn't he just say"
The Scotsman wife said "I can't understand why, in 15 years of marriage, he never said he didn't like ham. If he told me he could have been alive today.
The Irishmans wife said "I don't understand it, he makes his own butties"
The Englishman opens his lunch box and sighs "Roast beef, for the past 10 years all I've had on my sandwhiches is roast beef. If she gives it to me again tomorrow I'm going to throw myself off the scaffold".
The Scotsman opens his lunch box and sighs "Boiled ham, all the years we've been married I've always had boiled ham. If she gives it to me again tomorrow I'LL Throw myself off the scaffold".
The Irishman opens his up and sighs "Cheese, thats all I flippin have is cheese, If I get that tomorrow I'll throw myself of the scaffold".
So the next day arrives and it's time for lunch. Englishman opens his lunchbox ROAST BEEF chucks himself off and is dead. The Scotsman opens his lunch box BOILED HAM Chucks himself off and is dead. Irishman opens his lunchbox CHEESE chucks himself off and is dead.
A week later the 3 widows meet up at the funeral. The Englishmans wife goes "I just don't understand it, if he didn't like roast beef why didn't he just say"
The Scotsman wife said "I can't understand why, in 15 years of marriage, he never said he didn't like ham. If he told me he could have been alive today.
The Irishmans wife said "I don't understand it, he makes his own butties"
