Post by shreikster on Nov 11, 2006 14:59:41 GMT
To the tune of Gloria Gaynor - I will Survive - Booze Hags Lament
At first I was afraid, i was petrified
by the ugly wanker that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less
I would have tried to keep my head if I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed
I tried to go, walk out the door
but I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor
your butts a pimply mess, just a broken out disgrace
but I'd rather look at that, than at your bloody ugly face.
I want to go, I've got to leave
your talk of chicks and football makes me want to heave
I only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer
Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like Richard Gere
I can't believe that we both shagged
you should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged
I'm getting off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin train
and I'm not stopping until I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain.
Please let me go, I feel quite sick
we had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly p rick
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a flat
but no I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you t wat
It's time to go, run out the door
you look so ugly, it should really be against the law
I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun
because waking up beside your mug mkes me want to be a nun
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
At first I was afraid, i was petrified
by the ugly wanker that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less
I would have tried to keep my head if I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed
I tried to go, walk out the door
but I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor
your butts a pimply mess, just a broken out disgrace
but I'd rather look at that, than at your bloody ugly face.
I want to go, I've got to leave
your talk of chicks and football makes me want to heave
I only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer
Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like Richard Gere
I can't believe that we both shagged
you should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged
I'm getting off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin train
and I'm not stopping until I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain.
Please let me go, I feel quite sick
we had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly p rick
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a flat
but no I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you t wat
It's time to go, run out the door
you look so ugly, it should really be against the law
I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun
because waking up beside your mug mkes me want to be a nun
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
