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Asylum
Nov 14, 2006 23:35:30 GMT
Post by shreikster on Nov 14, 2006 23:35:30 GMT
Man goes to visit a mental asylum. He chats to the owner and asks how they go about seeing who stays in the place and who is ok to leave.
"Oh, it's really simple. We give them a test. We fill a bath and then give them the choice of either a spoon, a spade or a bucket to empty it with" said the owner
"Oh I see, So the Sane ones will choose the bucket because it's biggest?" said the man
"No the sane people will pull the bloody plug out! Would you like your bed near the door or the window sir?"
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