Post by Zara on Jan 23, 2007 14:07:48 GMT
My brother sent this to me and my father...who renamed it "artistry of the arsehole"!!
The Perfect Shit -
Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect turd, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet paper only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.
The Perfect Shit -
Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect turd, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet paper only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.
